Mike has one rant, Mike walks the kids to school, There's a thing in Mikes neighborhood called 'garbage day', 35,000 foot view, Mike called WM, are the can allowed to be in the street,  Cans in the street, kids in the sidewalk, set your priorities right, Dave says Mike is off the chart, Dave says Mike has lost his mind, Dad lives next door to Mike, Mike is officially an old curmudgeon, GoToGo billing Illinois man, Crisis Clown Car of incompetence, Wingdings passwords, Fax Machine - What's that?,Municipal Fines