Trash can talk is STILL going on. That’s right, you’ve done the math, but we won’t address that.
Mike is the President, of the HOA. Still trashcans on the sidewalk.
Mike might be a single issue politician, to start with at least.
Mike has a wonderland under his house, in the crawlspace. It’s all cleaned up now though.
Dave is worried he might get COVID from Mike, from Mike’s mic.
Mike can host up to 9 men in his crawlspace.
Mike has the water… for when we run out of water. But he won’t give you any of his guns.
There is a hole in Dave’s sweater.
Mike got another dog.
There may be a community dog mushing race soon.